(Reuters, Larry Downing, 03/02/06)

Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious at National Review:

Strange as it may seem, the best GOP spokesman right now appears to be former Vice President Dick Cheney. He has taken the Obama administration to task over its declassification of CIA torture memos. He says Team Obama has made America less safe. He's right. Perhaps he can rally the party?

Great idea! Who needs Arlen “Totally Liberal” motherfucking Specter, anyway? Yes. Go with Cheney.

UPDATE: Another GOP “rebranding” effort stars fresh faces McCain and Jeb Bush!

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